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Sweet Devil!AmericaxReader - You Will Be Mine

She moved in to the house next door
Said she'd never been in love before
Tried the best she could to hide herself away

The sun was setting over the horizon behind tall buildings, but still making a beautiful twilight scene for anyone to watch. Little birds and other critters were scurrying around the small park getting ready to settle in for the night and anyone who was still there was slowly leaving towards their destination.

But not for one being. He was waiting and watching for something.
A pair of crystal blue eyes were keeping a sharp focus on a certain object that had caught his attention numerous times for the past few months. His

(2P!EnglandxReader) The Brownie2P!EnglandxReader

The Brownie

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For most people cleaning is a job that is preformed quickly. A duty that is a boring necessity. For others, cleaning is a habit, something that is done at the end of every day.

For you, cleaning was nothing, mainly because you never had to. Not anymore.

Not since a Brownie had decided to make it's home in your walls.

At first you had thought that the tiny scratching noises and low chattering in the walls was a mouse. But then you noticed the small changes in your house.

Clothing you had left on the floor was suddenly clean and neatly folded on your dresser. Dishe

Commission - Germany x Reader : FatherhoodLudwig just stared at the little white stick that had changed his life forever. His beloved [Name] was pregnant ... and he wasn't sure if he was even ready to become a father. He had no idea who to turn to for advice. He couldn't ask Feliciano, because he would just squeal and tell everyone about the baby ... Ludwig couldn't ask Kiku, because he didn't like being touched ... and Ludwig couldn't ask his older brother Gilbert because he was a douche and ran away from marriage at every given opportunity. So what was Ludwig supposed to do?
"West? ... Hey, West!"
Gilbert managed to snap Ludwig out of his thoughts, which on this occasion was a good

[APH] Strip Poker - PrussiaxReaderA sigh escaped her lips as the voice rang out in her head. Pulling the phone back, she chuckled. Her crazy best friend always knew when she was bored, and could find any way to fix it. She looked outside the window, making sure he wasn’t already there. Grinning, she put the phone back to her ear.

“Gilbert, why is it you are calling again?”

“Kesesese! I told you I want to play a game! I’m coming over, okay?” Before she could respond, the line went dead.

(Name) tidied up the house, making sure it was spotless. She hated it when he came over and it wasn’t clean. She felt like it would make her seem di

Bully!Prussia X Bullied!Reader: Forgotten CH 3

You let out a low moan as you closed your eyes, leaning back so that your back was pressed against the chair you were sitting in.

By the time the lunch period ended, you had still been lying sprawled out on the cafeteria floor after Gilbert had punched your empty stomach. Your mind had been spinning, you had wanted to vomit, and you had felt like you were going to pass out from the nauseating pain you had been feeling. Nobody ever seemed to notice you lying on the floor clutching your stomach with a slightly twisted face, since nobody ever came around the lunch table you were sitting at. Even after all the kids left the room and headed to th

The one you can trust || Pleading!France x Reader

So please don't judge me
And I wont judge you
Cause it could get ugly
Before it get's beautiful
Please don't judge me
And I wont judge you
And if you love me
Then let it be beautiful...

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You're hearing rumors about me
And you can't stomach the thought
Of someone touchin' my body
When you're so close to my heart
I won't deny what they're sayin'
Because most of it is true
But it was all before I fell for you
So please babe.

Francis eyes were filled with tears, yet he was refusing to set those salty pearls free.
He always knew that this day would come; the day when you would find out those things about him.
His parents had invited the

RomaniaxReader - Accidents

“Vlad?” you call, walking into the house that has been left open for you. Today, you’ve been invited round to the Romanian’s house to hang out for the day because he had something to tell you, which you eagerly accepted, of course. Having a crush on him means you’d like to spend as much time with his as you can.
“Hey, ________,” Vlad replies, “I’m in the lounge.”
You make your way through and grin at him when you see him sat with a bunch of glass bottles full of random liquid in front of him.
“What are you doing?” you ask.
“Oh, nothing really. Here, give me a hand to move this s

Mafia!Romano x Tomboy!Reader. Only One. Ch 1.'Breaking news! John and Daisy (l/n), the CEO's of Star industries, have announced their new heir of the company. Haley (l/n). They announced it this last night.'
Being the average New Yorker, You calmly drank your coffee and watched the news.
'Isnt this darling just adorable. According to our sources, she will inherit the company on her 21st birthday. Her congratulatory gala is tomorrow night and we'll be-'
You didn't listen to rest of it. You grabbed the rest of your pastry and left the money on the counter. After pulling your hoodie on and grabbing your skateboard, you made your way out.
You set your skateboard on the ground and made your way to your collage. You dodged people and cars. You nearly ran into some old lady.
"Watch where your going young man!" she screeched at you.
"I'm a girl." you mumbled to yourself. you only concentrated to get to collage on time.
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SwedenxHuldra!ReaderSwedenxHuldra!Reader

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Picking the large bag of coal up, Berwald nodded to the trader and began his long walk back home. Living in the forest wasn't easy, but it was peaceful, the way he liked it.

Although he could survive with out coal, he always bought a bag before the snow season, in case his wood pile ran out. (It wouldn't, he was the best wood cutter within a fifty mile radius. The coal was a precaution.)

The route leading to his small secluded cabin was long and winding. A silent trip that lead to long bouts of thinking. Berwald didn't mind, it was his way of life, just as hunting deer and bui

Body Swap Karkat x Reader"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT (LAST NAME)!"

"So that's what happens..."

Wanna know what's going on? Then I'll tell ya. You, being the epitome of curiosity, button mashed the ectomachine and managed to swap bodies with the fuming Cancer troll who just so happened to walk in the room at that EXACT MOMENT.

Anyway, you gave yourself a once over, paying special attention to the ass horns. You had always wanted to find out their particular function. You'd always assumed they were for mating purposes and when you rubbed one, well, let's just say suspicion's been confirmed.

Karkat, who's been lamenting over this predicament, didn't n

How I spend my mornings Romano x Reader I usually wake up earlier than her to prepare breakfast. She'll wake up, then still half asleep walks past the kitchen and gesture a quick hello before heading to the bathroom. The sound of the shower and the sizzling of the pan merge to make a perfect melody. She always makes it back to the kitchen before I finish making breakfast. She comes from behind and pulls my curl to tell she's there. I curse in Italian and roughly kiss her. She giggles then walks away, but not before I smack her ass. She always makes a cute face of annoyance, then takes her seat and I serve the food. We have a nice breakfast that includes dirty jokes, immature t

Daddy! France x Mommy! Reader x Baby! Canada--You woke up to the cry of your little baby, Matthew he was only two weeks old and one of the best things to happen to you, the other being your husband of three years Francis.
You turn to face your husband who was knocked out. You slowly got out of bed, drained of sleep and kissed your husband soft cheek, the crying got slightly louder, you rushed to the nursery when you got there, you dashed to the infant's side.
"Shhh, it's okay mommy's here," you said to the whimpering child while brushing his hair away from his face, trying to avoid contact with his curl. You cradled Matthew in your arms, ever so gently you began to sing his favorite lul

Lonely: Police!ArthurXReader"Just come home safely, okay?"

______ asked. I looked towards my lovely wife of two years, and cracked a smile.

"I promise, love. I'll come home, safe and sound, just like I always do."

Before I turned to leave out the front door, I gave ______ a deep, and passionate kiss. And she gladly returned the favor. After a while, I grabbed my cap, and took my leave. I got into my car and drove to the office.

~Timeskip~

"-and then, this dude came up to me with a gun, only it was a fake gun, but I didn't know so I brought my gun out, scaring him to death! I mean, literally, he began shaking and crying and begging me not to shoot him. So I-"

"Alf

Overprotective!Canada X Deaf!Reader Ch.1The lights. They're too bright and sudden on your sensitive eyes, and even before you opened them, they burned fiery red against your eyelids. You try to shade yourself with your arm, but seeing that it's connected to an IV drip and other monitors, you settle with closing your eyes halfway. Your other arm feels dead because it's trapped under your side and cocooned in twisted sheets. You hate the feeling of the unfamiliar, thin, and crisp bedsheets on your body and the scent of disinfected..everything. You kick off the sheets halfway and shake your arm that was trapped to get some feeling back.

Letting out a quiet snort, you look around the

I'll Come Back (Kankri X Reader)You are stuck listening to one of Kankri's lectures again, not that you minded, you love his voice and how he words his speeches. But you suddenly start to get thirsty. You hold your hand up, making Kankri stop.
"Hey, I'll be right back, okay? I need to get some water."
He hesitates but nods, "I'll await your return, (Name)."
You smile at Kankri and walk off to get some water.
Just as you were heading back with your glass of water, Meenah comes up to you.
"(Name)! Check out Nubby Mc-Shouts, he's totally freaking out!"
"But I need to-"
"Great!" She grabs your wrsit and pulls you along.
As you escape Meenah, you let out a sigh, "Shit. I really need to get back to Kankri... After I change shirts."
Karkat had knocked your glass of water out of your hands and down the front of your shirt, soaking the entire piece of clothing. You walk swiftly to your room to swap shirts. When you walk out of the door after changing into a (favourite colour) shirt, Latula and Mituna jump on you.

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Edward's blueberry Inflation

by ~Yamisamurai24, Jan 29, 2013, 12:18:01 AM
Fan Art / Fan Fiction / General Fiction

(Edward is eating pie and Cecil was just standing here with his arms crossed.)

Edward: Yep, I'm almost finished with my fifth pie, and I'm still COMPLETELY over Anna.

Cecil: No! Stop! Wait!

(Edward is still eating pie and finishes his piece.)

Edward: Mmmmm.... Blueberry.
(He set the plate down and then all of a sudden he started to inflate just like on Willy Wonka.)

Cecil: You look kinda weird.

(He is still blowing up)

Edward: Oh no! What's happening to me!?

(He is blowing up and also turning blue.)

Edward: Oh my g- Oh jesus! Oh god! Oh my! *whimpers*

Cecil: No more pie for you.

(Cecil tries to leave the room and Edward is completely blown up like a blueberry.)

Edward: Cecil... Help me

(Cecil starts rolling Edward.)

Cecil: Okay, let's go Edward.

Edward: Ay! No! Ah!

(He gets stuck to the door.)

Cecil: Suck it in, Edward