Hey guys, it's good o'l Jenna here, and I'm going to write a shitty fanfic about blueberry inflation, so this is basically what happened.
Cecil and Edward were adventuring and fighting monsters and shit.
Cecil: Whew, fighting monsters is hard work.
Edward: Can we just take a break?
Cecil: Sure thing.
They both made a campfire and relaxed a bit from fighting monsters until Edward noticed something on Cecil's face.
Edward: Cecil, are you alright?
Cecil: What's wrong, Edward?
Edward: There's something blue on your nose and growing.
Cecil felt confused, then the paladin went cross-eyed to see his nose change color right before his eyes.
Cecil: W-What the...!?
Edward: Your whole face is all blue now!
As the blueness spread on Cecil's face to his neck and arms, he nearly panicked.
Cecil: *grabs Edward's shoulder* Edward, what's happening to me!?
Edward: I have no idea!
As Cecil became completely blue his stomach began swelling, the facial expression of the paladin looked like he was about to get sick.
Cecil: *feels his stomach* What's... filling me up?
Edward kneeled down and buried his ear against Cecil's swelling belly, the sound inside was sizzling like soda.
Edward: I think you're swelling up.
Cecil: *inflating* Well, no shit, Sherlock.
As Cecil's belly got bigger, other parts of his body like his thighs began to swell up.
Cecil: Edward! Do something!
Edward's nose began to turn orange as it did, he panicked.
Cecil: What's happening now!? *sweating*
Edward: I'm becoming an orange!
Cecil was almost done inflating from the point of his arms, legs, and neck over taking him. As for Edward, the orange kept spreading on his face.
Edward: Cecil! I'm scared!
Cecil: Well, it's our problem now! *he is now a full blueberry* Just look at me. *flaps hands* I can't move.
The orange on Edward's face spread on his hands, uh-oh he is really scared now and also on the verge of tears.
Edward: *stomach starts expanding* AHHHH!!
Cecil tried to comfort Edward but there is one problem, due to state he can't. The bard however is still freaking out and crying as he swelled up as an orange. Rydia then, came in to the situtation.
Rydia: What's going on here!?
Edward couldn't speak due to him being too bust crying so Cecil had to speak for him.
Cecil: I turned into a blueberry while Edward is becoming an orange.
Edward: Rydia!! Help me!!!! *in tears*
Edward was almost full, his orange body was over taking his arms, legs, and neck.
Rydia: Oh my god! How did this happen!?
Edward: *sobbing* I don't know!! *sniffle* Rydia, I think you're turning green.
Rydia: What!? How!? Why!?
Rydia went cross-eyed to see her nose turning light green.
Edward: Are you turning into a lime?
Rydia: No, it looks like I'm tasting green apples.
Cecil: Oh no.
Suddenly, the three heard a noise coming from the shadows.
Rydia jumped as she heard the noise and Edward screamed.
Edward: What was that!?
Cecil: I don't know.
Rydia has become completely green then, coming to the point of swelling up.
Rydia: Oh, that is just great, I'm blowing up.
Edward: Did you not notice it just now, Rydia!?
They heard that noise again while Rydia was still inflating.
Cecil: This has to be a monster of some sort.
"AHH HO HEYY!!"
The mysterious man appeared in front of the three berries. The man was cloaked with his face covered except for the eyes, with white leggings and green boots.
"Greetings, mother fuckas, I'm the inflator bitches!!"
Edward, Rydia, and Cecil: The what!?
"The mother fuckin' inflator! AHHH HEYY! I inflated all of y'all because ya fell under mah trap!"
Cecil: Wait, trap!? What trap!?
"Mah forest is forbiddem tah enter AHH HEYY! If anyone enters they'll turn inta a berry!"
Rydia: *fully inflated* So it was YOUR trap?
Edge appeared at the scene.
Edge: Yo guys, s'up?
Cecil, Edward, and Rydia: No, Edge, no!!
"AHH HEYY! Looks liek we have have another berry in mah hands! AHH HO HEYY!!!"
Edge's nose turned purple not paying attention even though the fully inflated bard, summoner, and paladin were concerned for the ninja.
Edward: How many berries do you need!?
"Shut yo' fuckin' orange ugly ass zup, AHH HEY!!!"
Edge: What? Why are you looking at me like that!?
The purple grew on Edge's body, then he looked at his hands.
Edge: Holy shit! I'm turning purple!
Rydia: You didn't notice it until now you stupid ninja prince!?
Edward: Rydia, you didn't have to yell at him.
Then, Edge's belly began to bulge he looked down and watched it inflate. As he did he felt his stomach.
Edge: *inflating* ...I feel funny!
Edward: Well, no doubt about it.
Edge: What's happening!? Oh... wait, I'm becoming a grape aren't I?
Cecil: *angrily sighs* Yes, you are, Edge.
As Edge began to grow more round he was confused.
Edge: Oh shit.
Then, finally Edge has become a fully blown up Grape.
Edge: It stopped? The fuck?
"AHH HO HEY!!! I got fer berries! Nao, guess wut time it is!? Yep, time fer the county fair! AHH HEY!!"
All four: The what!?
Meanwhile, after the inflator rolled the four berries on the county fair. Though, due to the weight of the berries it took awhile but luckily, his berries won first place. Then, he rolls the four into the jucing machines. Four seprate machines, in fact. First of all, he activated the machine where Cecil's at first.
Cecil: *screaming in pain*
"AH HO HEYY! Who wants a mother fuckin' drink!?"
People at the fair: We do!
Then, the inflator activated the rest of the machines.
Edward: *sobbing in pain* Make it stop!
Rydia: *shireking in pain*
Edge: *moans in pain* Not cool...
Cecil: M-Make it stop!
Edward: *wailing and hiccupping* N-No... No more...
Edge: *groans in pain* Oh my god... I don't think I can take it anymore...
Edward: Me neither! *sobs*
After juicing, it's done. Only except the four berries are slightly deflated and obviously worn out from it.
"AHH HEYY! I hope y'all learned your lesson OH AH HEY!"
Cecil: Yes we did...
Rydia: But would you at least change us back, please?
Edward" Why!? *sniffling; sobbing*
Edge: Dude, why not!?
"Yo, shut the fuck up! Ahh hey!!"
The berries went silent.
"I have a better idea though!"
The inflator then casted an inflation spell on the four causing them to grow bigger.
Edge and Edward: Nooooo! *growing bigger*
Rydia: *shrieking in pain as she inflates*
Cecil: *moaning in pain* Come on, already!
Edge: *inflating* I just want my gorgous body back!
Edward: *sobbing; inflating* I wanna go home! *sniffle*
"AHH HEYY! I'll keep inflatin' ya'll until ya mother fuckin' explode! AHH HOO HEY!!"
Rydia: Stop it, please! *inflates*
Edge: *screaming in pain as he grows bigger*
Edward: *grows bigger* AHHHH! HELP!!
"No one can help ya nao mother fucka! AHHH HEYY!!"
Edge: Gaaaaaaah!! *inflates*
Cecil: *moans in pain while swelling*
Rydia: Don't make me summon Bahamut!
"Do it I dare ya, green bitch! AH OH HEYY!!"
Edward: Wait... Rydia!?
Rydia though despite being blown up into a big green apple she successfully summoned Bahamut. The eidoleon appeared in front of the inflator.
"Oh shit! AHH HEYY!"
The eidoleon dragon then breathed fire at the inflator.
'"OOOH SHIT! THAT MOTHER FUCKIN' BURNS!!"
The inflator gave up and stopped the spell so the four berries would stop growing.
Edge: Finally it stopped!
Edward: Oh, thank goodness!
Cecil *tries to grab his sword* Uhh... a little help?
"No, no. No need."
The inflator casted an inflation spell on himself, he began rounding out and as he grew bigger he got into the point that he can't take it anymore so he exploded. Blood was everywhere too! Then, the four berries deflated back to their terrible o'l selfs though the paladin is still blue, the bard prince is still orange, the summoner is still green, and the ninja prince is still purple.
Edge: Well, somebody has to clean this place up.
Rydia: I got mops. *she gives her fellow capanions a mop*
Edward: We can do it together, right?
Cecil: Yes, now let's clean this place up.
So, the story ends with the four cleaning the blood from the exploded inflator. And in case you hadn't noticed, their skin colors have faded back to normal. Oh well, at least you stopped caring. So I hope all of you readers out there have a good day, afternoon, night, whatever and good luck.